They call me a writer
But really I’m just a fan of writing
extremely pretentious opening lines.
The real question is will I ever get around to taking an equally pretentious black-and-white picture of myself pretending to ponder one of the classics while I look out a window?
In the meantime, while my black turtleneck is being shipped, I’ve chosen a picture that makes me look way more trendy and fun than I am.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx
